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Friday, August 4, 2023

Episode 107: Those Old Scientists


 Cartoon characters come to life (and for once we're not just talking about Jeff), in the Season 2 crossover episode as Star Trek: Strange New Worlds meets Lower Decks.

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Episode 106: Tangents

 

It's like Targets, but without Boris Karloff.

By the way, this is the Lois Lane Supercut we talk about on the show:


And speaking of the show... Enjoy us speaking!

Friday, June 30, 2023

Episode 105: The Fact Rat versus New Breed

 


Scholarly rodent Webberly Rattenkraft (AKA The Fact Rat) is our Special Guest Victim this week as Jeff convinces him to watch New Breed. He quickly discovers that facts are no defense against a Stephen Groo movie. Hear a man's mind melt in real time!

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Episode 104: Stephen Groo's New Breed


Well, it finally happened. Had to happen, really. Jeff found the worst movie ever made, and warned Scott about it. Scott, in a decision no one but Homer could explain, decided to watch it, unleashing a cascade of tragedies that probably left Oedipus feeling pretty good about the way his life worked out. So get ready for an hour of bitching (same as the runtime of the film; consider this bonus commentary track our Free Gift to You!, since we're all out of the Sports Illustrated Sneaker Phone).

By the way, when we say "an hour of bitching", we mean Scott bitches for an hour. Jeff actually liked the thing. 

Of course he did.

Sunday, May 21, 2023

Episode 103: Rants and Recommendations


In this episode, Scott tells a folksy, heart-warming story about failure, while Jeff goes on not one, but two epic rants about Beau is Afraid and Renfield

And here are links to the first two posts on Scott's new Substack, Better Living Through Bad Movies:



Sunday, April 23, 2023

Episode 102: Finale of Star Trek Picard


The Unfrozen TNG Characters show that was Picard season 3 has come to a slam-bang, hip-breaking, fan-serving finish, and we have some thoughts.

Friday, April 21, 2023

I Was Attacked By Stoner Aliens on 4/20!


Hey guys, Scott here, with my annual holiday wish that all those so inclined got their buzz on yesterday, and achieved Maximum Mellow. Me? I was the subject of yet another alien visitation, when Mike & Ike suddenly decided to drop by Earth and remind me I owed them five bucks and seven minutes alone with my Salad Spinner™. Fortunately, this pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-bearded pair of otherworldly imps--unlike some other extraterrestrials I could name (lookin' at you and your strap-on, E.T.)--they chose not to probe my anus, for reasons that were typical of the two:

IKE: Now don't take this personal, Scott. 'tain't personal, we like ya jus' fine.

MIKE: It's merely that we can tell, even from a distance, that you have an usually boring anus.

So it's a Good News/Bad News thing. But on the bright side, they landed in the middle of a Midwestern poetry slam, and closed out the evening with a tight 10.  Please enjoy...The Return of Mike & Ike: