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Sunday, October 15, 2023

Better Living Through Bad Movies Presents: Cutthroat Island (1995)

Jeff has been traveling and Life has been Lifing, but we'll be back with a new episode shortly. In the meantime, things have been percolating over at Better Living Through Bad Movies. Here's a Hickory Farms cheese log sampler:

Geena has to dress like a prostitute to visit her uncle (I guess we’ve all had to, especially around the holidays) and titillates him with her Dad’s scalp, which she’s been carrying around in her bikini area. He agrees to join her on the quest but says they’d better hurry, since her map is simultaneously developing dandruff and a yeast infection.

Frank Langella shows up and demands to know where the map is, threatening her with a moray eel if she doesn’t talk, but Geena refuses to admit that she’s using her father’s skin as a panty liner. He kills her uncle, but that’s okay, because it turns out Frank’s also her uncle, so she’ll still have an excuse to dress like a whore on Thanksgiving.