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Saturday, December 25, 2021

Merry Christmas! Have Some Fake Homosexuals!

Happy holidays, everyone. People seemed to enjoy last year's riff of D.W. Griffith's 1909 silent melodrama, A Trap for Santa, so we did it again, with an even more intensely Yuletide theme (because as Jeff says, "What's more Christmassy than gay panic?"). 

Here's our brief explanation of what the hell we think we're doing:

So please enjoy the world debut of a new riff on an old classic, a masterpiece of homosexual panic from one of the great panickers of the Mental Hygiene genre, Sid Davis, with Boys Beware (1961).

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Episode 91: Ghostbusters Afterlife & Friends


Jeff and Scott wing their way through DUNE and GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE, with a brief side trip to COWBOY BEBOP. Then Jeff tells a chilling BTS story about a night spent killing theater people in the Ohio woods for a shot-on-video monster flick from the 90s.

Monday, October 11, 2021

Episode 90: Vampire Happening (1971)

This week Jeff and Scott go to Transylvania where Elvira Madigan is "Betty Williams, America's Favorite Porn Star"!. She inherits a castle, a lame boyfriend, and a bloodthirsty great-grandma, then Dracula choppers in like Malcolm Forbes and they all have a Vampire hootenanny where they eat pudding breasts with their Dollar Store teeth.

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Episode 89: Samson on 'Shrooms!


...and we're back! This episode you will learn the true identity of trans-temporal shamus, Time Dick!, and enjoy the sweet schadenfreude of hearing Jeff finally answer for his many crimes against the time line. Then the multitalented writer-artist Steve Van Samson drops by to discuss his new dark fantasy novel,   Mark of the Witchwyrm, and everyone is having a great time, when suddenly--without warning--he whips out the mushroom-headed horror that is...MATANGO!

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Hey! A Word From the Senior Partner

Hello, everyone. Jeff here. Taking a minute to fill you all in on what's been going on in my life. Strap in.

Most of you know this: last year I was diagnosed with stage 3 bladder cancer. It was bad. I had my bladder and my prostate removed, I pee out of a piece of intestine poking out of my stomach (I named my stoma Kuato) and I get monthly medical supplies.

I went through a round of chemo. It was bad, but, for now I am cancer free.

I went through this during lockdown. Dealt with it pretty much alone.

Two months ago I had to leave my apartment. I am homeless now. I am staying with a friend while we are looking for a house. I am working on getting disability (new lawyer says there's a good chance) trying to get food stamps. The cancer and the chemo and dealing with it during a pandemic screwed me bad. Also, don't know how long I will be able to stay here.

The weird thing is, mentally I am better than I have been in years. I'm writing again, something I haven't been able to do since before my mother died.

So mentally, I am ok. I am trying to build a new life. Literally starting over from scratch. I had to leave everything behind. I have six shirts, two pairs of pants, and a PS3 to my name. That is it. I am trying to rebuild from the ground up. Scared as hell, but again, mentally I am ok.

But I do need help. If you have helped me this past year, words cannot express my gratitude. You have kept me alive. All I ask from you is that you share this. My PayPal is

If you can help, thank you. If you have helped me in the past, thank you. If all you do is share this. Thank you.

I am trying to start anew, and to not wind up in a homeless shelter. I get back on my feet, the amount of IT I will pay forward is...I'll pay it forward!

Thank you for your help keeping me alive this past year and thank you for any help that can be given now. I really need it more than ever.

Thank you and bless you.


Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Episode 88: Black Widow

Jeff and Scott welcome back the whole New Movie Crew to talk Black Widow and the experience of returning to the cinema for the first time. Meanwhile, Jeff is pursued across the cosmos by Tim Tempus: Time Dick!

Saturday, July 3, 2021

Episode 87: Lokipalooza

Scott and Jeff are joined by Mrs. C to talk about episodes 3 and 4 of Loki. Plus the usual incidental brain leaks.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Episode 86: PG: Psycho Goreman


Jeff is on the run from farmers, but takes the time to phone Scott and rap about some really heavy issues. Like Loki...What's his deal, man? And Psycho he the teen idol who's too good to be true? Listen and find out, my friend.

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Episode 84: The Unkindest Snyder Cut of All


Well, it's a (relatively) new year, and a few new films are tentatively poking their heads above ground like so many celluloid Punxsutawney Phils, so we've pulled the New Movie Crew out of mothballs. But we're all a little rusty from the long off-season, so we're going to start easy, with a film that's only mostly new:

Zack Snyder's Justice League

Less Joss.

More Snyd.

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Episode 83: WandaDoubleVision


Scott is drunk and in need of a good intervention, but Jeff isn't about to be distracted by some Afterschool Special when he has an important confession to make: he's been cheating on Ron Moore's Battlestar Galactica with another series!

Friday, January 15, 2021

Episode 82: WandaVision


Jeff and Scott watch the first two episodes of the new Disney+ series about sexy witches, horny robots, and Kathryn Hahn's pure, brass-plated sass.