Episode 58: Liam Neeson Hates You

Jeff and Scott unlock the secrets of Serenity (no, not that one. No, the other one!) and give you unlimited lives, power-ups, and extra ammo. Then they follow Liam Neeson down a rabbit hole, where they find Judy Garland in blackface, the Lego Movie sequel, Bohemian Rhapsody, Sylvester McCoy as Mr. Mushnik, Velvet Buzzsaw, and Liam Neeson's best role, as a mute, imaginary baseball player.

(Serenity spoilers start at 12:30 and end at 37:00)

Slumgullion Episode 57: Old Dark Glass Houses

Scott and Jeff try to agree about Star Trek Discovery but keep getting distracted, then agree to disagree about Glass, which made Scott extremely grumpy. Then horror novelist Steve Van Samson (Bone Eater King) joins them for the Unknown Movie Challenge and makes them watch The Old Dark House, which turns out to be the cure for grumpiness.

Have a potato.

From the Depths of Disco, I Stab at Thee!

Mike and Ike time travel back to 1977 to review Star Wars, before it was Episode IV: A New Hope.

It doesn't take 'em very long.

Slumgullion Episode 56: Third Annual Year Ender

Jeff and Scott look back at 2018 and find that it's kind of like a monster in your dreams: no matter how slowly it lumbers, or how fast you run, it just keeps gaining on you.

Mike & Ike Meet Barry Bostwick

And here's the best unwrapped non-present you won't find under your tree this year--a look back at a high point of the old ASSJAM podcast. Yes, it's the Boy's justly famous interview with Barry Bostwick, in an episode that's entitled "Fork Scorpion" for reasons that will immediately become apparent (I'm lying).

As Ike himself remembers: "One of the reasons Barry Bostwick is one of the coolest people on the planet is that he got Mike and Ike immediately, who they are, what they are; and he played with us. He said afterwards it was the most fun he'd ever had being interviewed.

We got that a lot."

Mike & Ike: The Return

Immortal alien stoners/movie critics/song stylists Mike & Ike return to earth because everybody is fighting, and teach us all the True Meaning of Christmas by picking more fights. With everybody.

The Dead Talk Back: Mike & Ike Report Live From 1931

As we count down to our Christmas Day spectacle, here's a flashback to 1931, as immortal stoner film critics Mike & Ike report live from what many consider to be the greatest year for horror films ever. Spoiler: they kinda liked that German one.