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Monday, October 11, 2021

Episode 90: Vampire Happening (1971)


This week Jeff and Scott go to Transylvania where Elvira Madigan is "Betty Williams, America's Favorite Porn Star"!. She inherits a castle, a lame boyfriend, and a bloodthirsty great-grandma, then Dracula choppers in like Malcolm Forbes and they all have a Vampire hootenanny where they eat pudding breasts with their Dollar Store teeth.

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Episode 89: Samson on 'Shrooms!

 


...and we're back! This episode you will learn the true identity of trans-temporal shamus, Time Dick!, and enjoy the sweet schadenfreude of hearing Jeff finally answer for his many crimes against the time line. Then the multitalented writer-artist Steve Van Samson drops by to discuss his new dark fantasy novel,   Mark of the Witchwyrm, and everyone is having a great time, when suddenly--without warning--he whips out the mushroom-headed horror that is...MATANGO!


Saturday, August 14, 2021

Hey! A Word From the Senior Partner


Hello, everyone. Jeff here. Taking a minute to fill you all in on what's been going on in my life. Strap in.

Most of you know this: last year I was diagnosed with stage 3 bladder cancer. It was bad. I had my bladder and my prostate removed, I pee out of a piece of intestine poking out of my stomach (I named my stoma Kuato) and I get monthly medical supplies.

I went through a round of chemo. It was bad, but, for now I am cancer free.

I went through this during lockdown. Dealt with it pretty much alone.

Two months ago I had to leave my apartment. I am homeless now. I am staying with a friend while we are looking for a house. I am working on getting disability (new lawyer says there's a good chance) trying to get food stamps. The cancer and the chemo and dealing with it during a pandemic screwed me bad. Also, don't know how long I will be able to stay here.

The weird thing is, mentally I am better than I have been in years. I'm writing again, something I haven't been able to do since before my mother died.

So mentally, I am ok. I am trying to build a new life. Literally starting over from scratch. I had to leave everything behind. I have six shirts, two pairs of pants, and a PS3 to my name. That is it. I am trying to rebuild from the ground up. Scared as hell, but again, mentally I am ok.

But I do need help. If you have helped me this past year, words cannot express my gratitude. You have kept me alive. All I ask from you is that you share this. My PayPal is 

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/holland3275

If you can help, thank you. If you have helped me in the past, thank you. If all you do is share this. Thank you.

I am trying to start anew, and to not wind up in a homeless shelter. I get back on my feet, the amount of IT I will pay forward is...I'll pay it forward!

Thank you for your help keeping me alive this past year and thank you for any help that can be given now. I really need it more than ever.

Thank you and bless you.

Jeff

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Episode 88: Black Widow

Jeff and Scott welcome back the whole New Movie Crew to talk Black Widow and the experience of returning to the cinema for the first time. Meanwhile, Jeff is pursued across the cosmos by Tim Tempus: Time Dick!

Saturday, July 3, 2021

Episode 87: Lokipalooza

Scott and Jeff are joined by Mrs. C to talk about episodes 3 and 4 of Loki. Plus the usual incidental brain leaks.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Episode 86: PG: Psycho Goreman

 

Jeff is on the run from farmers, but takes the time to phone Scott and rap about some really heavy issues. Like Loki...What's his deal, man? And Psycho Goreman...is he the teen idol who's too good to be true? Listen and find out, my friend.