Scott and Jeff sit down -- on their asses, to preserve the theme -- and talk about the ass-end of Picard (the series, not the character. Although they do have a brief group therapy session about that Speedo scene). Also featuring Special Guest Villain, Time Dick!
How much Johnson is too much? Jeff and Scott try to solve this age-old conundrum in this week's Unknown Movie Challenge, as they watch the first film directed by Orson Welles, a silent curio from 1938 which stars most of the Mercury Theater.
Jeri Ryan goes on a killing spree! Disney convenes a Warren Commission to find out who killed Star Wars! While Jeff & Scott fill a half hour discussing fine, artisanal Bullshit, over a tureen of the rarest ruminant feces flown in at great expense from Stockyard City, Oklahoma!
Jeff and Scott make their Jean-Luc Picard and Mandalorian action figures fight for TV supremacy, then they feel bad about all the made-for-podcast violence and instead make them kiss, and things take an unexpected turn, with the plastic Jean-Luc and Din Djarin asserting their independence and going on a double date with Ken and Stretch Armstrong.
Note: This episode features special cameo appearances by Kristen Stewart and Cthulu.