Slumgullion Presents: A Trap for Santa!

Please join us for our first multimedia holiday special, when Jeff finds an old movie and tries to fill Scott with the Yuletide spirit by forcing him to watch this uplifting story of Christmastime cannibalism.

Episode 81: Charlie Brown Joins Starfleet

Jeff and Scott sit down to watch the season finale of Star Trek Lower Decks, and somehow get involved in spelling bees and split-pea soup.

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Episode 80: Hot Rod Girl

 The Prim...and the Pomaded!

Jeff and Scott give their Show & Tell presentations on Star Trek Day ("Teacher says, every time a bell rings, a red angel gets her wings."). Then buckle up for high octane excitement with HOT ROD GIRL (1956)!

THRILL! as people talk about racing but never actually do any! 

GASP as Frank Gorshin imitates Cagney and chickens out! 

SQUEAL as Lori Nelson wants coffee but is cockblocked by her boyfriend's need to avoid sex! 

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Episode 79: Harley Quinn vs. Star Trek: Lower Decks

Like the sign says: Scott dragged Jeff from his near death bed to talk about a pair of animated series on a couple of competing streaming services.

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Help Jeff Not Die

Happy birthday to Jeff! (Okay, it's a real challenge to write those words right now and have them not come off as sarcastic, but I swear, it's just the circumstances, not the sentiment!)

As some of you know, co-host Jeff Holland is in dire medical and financial straits after cancer surgery, and we're trying to raise enough money to stave off eviction until he's healthy enough to work again.

Thanks to everyone who's donated, and if you're just seeing this, please check out the fundraiser here; any help at all will be enormously appreciated.

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Episode 78: Artemis Fowl

Jeff, Scott, and Special Guest Fairy Consultant Mary C. watch Disney's new film adaptation of the beloved YA book series.

At least...it was beloved before this thing came out.

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Episode 77: Picard's Ass

Scott and Jeff sit down -- on their asses, to preserve the theme -- and talk about the ass-end of Picard (the series, not the character. Although they do have a brief group therapy session about that Speedo scene). Also featuring Special Guest Villain, Time Dick!

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Episode 76: May the Fifth be With You Procrastinators

It's All (okay, Mostly) Star Wars on this almost May 4th, as big news sets the nerd hive brain to bubbling...

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Episode 75: Orson Welles' Lost Silent Film

How much Johnson is too much? Jeff and Scott try to solve this age-old conundrum in this week's Unknown Movie Challenge, as they watch the first film directed by Orson Welles, a silent curio from 1938 which stars most of the Mercury Theater.

Episode 74: The All BS Extravaganza!

Jeri Ryan goes on a killing spree! Disney convenes a Warren Commission to find out who killed Star Wars! While Jeff & Scott fill a half hour discussing fine, artisanal Bullshit, over a tureen of the rarest ruminant feces flown in at great expense from Stockyard City, Oklahoma!

Episode 73: Harley Quinn Vs. The Court Jester

CLOWNS GET DOWN in this UFC-style cage match fight between Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, and Danny Kaye as The Court Jester.

Slumgullion 72: Picard Meets the Mandalorian

Jeff and Scott make their Jean-Luc Picard and Mandalorian action figures fight for TV supremacy, then they feel bad about all the made-for-podcast violence and instead make them kiss, and things take an unexpected turn, with the plastic Jean-Luc and Din Djarin asserting their independence and going on a double date with Ken and Stretch Armstrong.

Note: This episode features special cameo appearances by Kristen Stewart and Cthulu.