The Great Drywall

Jeff is missing!  Blanche has had Drambuie on an empty stomach! And China's elite Color Swatch Squad is fighting monsters on the Great Wall while tasting the rainbow. Mary has nostalgic news about Star Wars toys, everybody puts on suspenders and defends their favorite underrated Sci Fi films from the death penalty, and Matt Damon makes a special appearance to collect his check.

A Very Lesbian Valentines Day

Due to technical difficulties, your regular Slumgullion has been delayed a few days. In the meantime, we present this St. Valentine's Day special, starring Tina Louise, of Gilligan's Island fame, as Sappho, Venus of Lesbos: