Well, it finally happened. Had to happen, really. Jeff found the worst movie ever made, and warned Scott about it. Scott, in a decision no one but Homer could explain, decided to watch it, unleashing a cascade of tragedies that probably left Oedipus feeling pretty good about the way his life worked out. So get ready for an hour of bitching (same as the runtime of the film; consider this bonus commentary track our Free Gift to You!, since we're all out of the Sports Illustrated Sneaker Phone).
By the way, when we say "an hour of bitching", we mean Scott bitches for an hour. Jeff actually liked the thing.
Of course he did.